We killed the teen Dream. Deal with it.

After three years of sobriety and a ton of pre-launch anxiety, it’s finally here: the website we’ve all been waiting for!

Teen Idle Design started because I couldn't find the niche merch I actually wanted to wear. I'm talking cult indie films like Jawbreaker, Josie and the Pussycats, and Showgirls. I'm talking Buffy and a myriad of video games where the existing merch just wasn’t my style—or didn’t exist at all.

So, I began the long journey of relearning my craft to create pieces I was proud of. Turns out, I wasn't alone. People who love what I love started coming out of the woodwork looking for the exact same things.

Teen Idle Design is niche queer, punk, and indie art for anyone looking for the perfect piece they could never find elsewhere. Picture your favorite hot, popular Y2K girl, then dump her in a bucket of blood. That’s the vibe we offer here.

P.S. I also take custom orders when my schedule allows! Check out the gallery to see my previous commissions, and hit the contact button to get in touch.

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“Yeah, I wish I'd been a
Wish I'd been a teen, teen idle
Wish I'd been a prom queen, fighting for the title
Instead of being sixteen and burning up a bible
Feeling super, super, super suicidal
The wasted years, the wasted youth
The pretty lies, the ugly truth
And the day has come where I have died
Only to find I've come alive”

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